#sharts

Ahh, the heady bouquet of summer, students.

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  1. Jake kleimer

    Jake kleimer

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    2nd year student doing 4th year work. Natural born engineer right there.

  2. Paul M

    Paul M

    پیش 3 ساعت

    I laughed so hard I shart my shorts 😂

  3. Mark Maker

    Mark Maker

    پیش 8 ساعت

    The fastest way to a promotion is to be terrible on the tools.

  4. chessiebear6915

    chessiebear6915

    پیش 16 ساعت

    seriously, don't laugh. we are doomed. half these kids can't find their way out of a wet paper bag on account of the solution manuals is not available online. the other half can barely write their name legibly.

  5. Chris Harris

    Chris Harris

    پیش روز

    They touch tools?? Impressive 👍

  6. Carnivorus Rex

    Carnivorus Rex

    پیش روز

    But..he know how a broom works, right?

  7. Inorite

    Inorite

    پیش روز

    OK so...he's trying to grease up the set pin but isn't using the correct nozzle to do so? And he just placed the grease fitting up against the pin and hoped that him just muscling the fitting would be enough to grease the pin? Did I catch that correctly?

  8. tool monkey

    tool monkey

    پیش 2 روز

    well then theres this i guess

  9. Pyrotekniks

    Pyrotekniks

    پیش 2 روز

    Gonna put ya up on Pol Pot yer gonna be famous in Cambodia

  10. Rick Sanchez

    Rick Sanchez

    پیش 2 روز

    You didn't have to be a zerk about it. :)

  11. Aaron Kloss

    Aaron Kloss

    پیش 2 روز

    I find this happens a lot when greasing s-cams under trucks, the ole tie wraps for the ABS sensors over the cams when dirty can look like a grease nurple lmao

  12. b t

    b t

    پیش 2 روز

    2nd year and never heard of a zerk ....

  13. Troy Dunn

    Troy Dunn

    پیش 3 روز

    Damn Made In China crap equipment. They didn't install the zerk at the factory. I guess you'll have to install it yourself.

  14. the greek guy viva-greece

    the greek guy viva-greece

    پیش 3 روز

    Yall laugh but this is what we are getting now

  15. Sam Jackson

    Sam Jackson

    پیش 3 روز

    :)

  16. Slidey

    Slidey

    پیش 4 روز

    This would explain the high number of flogged out pins that come through my workplace

  17. Marc Van herwijnen

    Marc Van herwijnen

    پیش 4 روز

    Take the gloves off get your hands dirty for once .

  18. Trojan Rabbit

    Trojan Rabbit

    پیش 4 روز

    Make sure he uses 100% elbow grease, always remember to top off the headlight fluid, and tighten the vesuvius valve, but make sure to use a left handed wrench, it's very important

  19. Damian Molloy

    Damian Molloy

    پیش 4 روز

    "baby doll, you will never guess what I seen today. the future is bright.

  20. Poultry Geist

    Poultry Geist

    پیش 4 روز

    If he only knew just how many ditches he's going to have to dig to pay off that student loan... take care of those pins & bushings dude. Maybe he can get a refund.

  21. AFK Gaming

    AFK Gaming

    پیش 5 روز

    Love this on so many levels

  22. Dustin Gould

    Dustin Gould

    پیش 5 روز

    They asked some U of Toronto engineering students how a toilet flushed years ago... the amount of answers saying there was a valve that opened and the water drained out was hilarious

  23. Gunhaver

    Gunhaver

    پیش 5 روز

    I had to come back to this video because i recently got a part from John Deere, and it had pin that was greased. 90% of the grease was on top of the pin like in this video though lol

  24. Knygga Please

    Knygga Please

    پیش 5 روز

    P O T E N T I A L

  25. SAMRODIAN

    SAMRODIAN

    پیش 6 روز

    If he's going to be an engineer we will be back in the Stone Age bloody quickly!

  26. Simmo PM Hunter

    Simmo PM Hunter

    پیش 7 روز

    Enginerding at it's finest. A future master right there. He will learn, and then know the truth.

  27. Magic Larry

    Magic Larry

    پیش 7 روز

    Lol.

  28. Bob Bob

    Bob Bob

    پیش 8 روز

    Me - 1st year pipe fitting apprentice Journeyman - attaches test pipe to system to put pressure on system to check for leaks. The Test pipe - Hanging down about 2 feet above the floor with a 90° fitting coming off it Journeyman - "Hey apprentice blow into the pipe and see if you get any blowback so we don't waste time putting pressure on it." Me - Eager to show I'm a go getter kneels down to blow into the pipe oblivious Journeyman - taking picture and laughing hysterically .... Good times.... good times....

  29. Matt Vanourney

    Matt Vanourney

    پیش 10 روز

    Now ask him to change the grease tube and film it.

  30. Brian Hanson

    Brian Hanson

    پیش 10 روز

    I guess someone's Dad wasn't mechanically inclined?

  31. Daniel Dorn

    Daniel Dorn

    پیش 12 روز

    2nd year mechanical engineering student here I dont know what you laugh about, he did everything correctly

  32. Marty Lorenz

    Marty Lorenz

    پیش 14 روز

    Seem about right.

  33. Robert Herberg

    Robert Herberg

    پیش 19 روز

    He was close.

  34. Barry C.

    Barry C.

    پیش 20 روز

    That’s hilarious! So apropos.

  35. EJ Witt

    EJ Witt

    پیش 21 روز

    Ya sure he got e'nuff in there? Are ya sure ya got the right lubricacity? Maybe that stuff ya got isn't skookum e'nuff? Go get that turn on center grease ... it's right next to the lathe ... The Old Tony TOC lube. I mean this one was ripe for cultivating 28.35gms more of the giggly stuff out of it. Squeeze that one good an proper.

  36. Ashish Kohli

    Ashish Kohli

    پیش 23 روز

    God save the .....

  37. ammeydan

    ammeydan

    پیش 23 روز

    I'm a 4th year student... Is there something wrong in the video?😆

  38. ArcAiN6

    ArcAiN6

    پیش 24 روز

    lmao

  39. Emmett Boaz

    Emmett Boaz

    پیش 24 روز

    That's ok, I worked with a 20 year hand who carried around a cup of grease and a paint brush and painted all the fittings with fresh grease rather than actually grease them. The boss always raved about how fast this long timer could knock out a service; I just laughed and kept torching out pins. The circle of life.

  40. jeffry Shadwick

    jeffry Shadwick

    پیش 24 روز

    ha ha ha ha ha where is the little thing you put the connection on? I've had to many beers to remember!! And what is it called??

  41. Dustin Zilinsky

    Dustin Zilinsky

    پیش 24 روز

    He was just pre greasing the threads for when he threads in the new grease nipple

  42. Steve Evans

    Steve Evans

    پیش 25 روز

    Is this how supervisors are made?

  43. Redpill Commando

    Redpill Commando

    پیش 25 روز

    He definitely has a promissing career at Microsoft.

  44. Ibraheem Moizoos

    Ibraheem Moizoos

    پیش 25 روز

    Used to get the young bucks to check the "Hemi Quads" on the tires to make sure they were tight. He would go out and wiggle on the valve stems, and report back.

  45. Adam Polson

    Adam Polson

    پیش 25 روز

    Is that a fucking electric grease gun?? First off, shame on you for even letting the new guy hear of that thing, secondly, we need a teardown video on that ASAP

  46. Eugene Moore

    Eugene Moore

    پیش 26 روز

    when i was but a wee lad, going through thar naval propulsion school, we had written exams upon which had a myriad of abbreviations for a multitude of ways to tell you that what you attempted to write down as an answer to the exam question, whas a horribly invalid response. This right here is a GCE

  47. Shane Von Harten

    Shane Von Harten

    پیش 26 روز

    Well at least he knows it had to be greased, now to show him what a grease nipple looks like

  48. too school for cool

    too school for cool

    پیش 27 روز

    "Yeah boss I got that job done for ya take a look...all greased up" (Boss doesn't know any better so he signs off the work order)

  49. Deven Deguara

    Deven Deguara

    پیش 27 روز

    You can't make this shit up

  50. Alexander Neu

    Alexander Neu

    پیش 27 روز

    Gotta keep that enginerd stigma going I guess. Luckily not all of us are potatoes and have worked with our hands on something other than our ding dong...

  51. Chuck Cold

    Chuck Cold

    پیش 27 روز

    Common cure at its finest 👌

  52. Backwood Mechanics

    Backwood Mechanics

    پیش 27 روز

    Bahahahahahaha I love it

  53. ezhik

    ezhik

    پیش 27 روز

    ah, that there's the classic "top-off the fluids" surcharge

  54. Bodgemiester

    Bodgemiester

    پیش 28 روز

    2nd year or 2nd grade

  55. Anonym

    Anonym

    پیش 28 روز

    It's already a week old but still gets me laughing all the time!

  56. We, The Peoples Voice

    We, The Peoples Voice

    پیش 28 روز

    Oh dear...

  57. Scott L

    Scott L

    پیش 28 روز

    The poor kid has book intelligence but no common sense. That’s where you come in Ave. A little humiliation will go a long way. I know, my older brother taught me well.

  58. TIZZY NOXA

    TIZZY NOXA

    پیش 29 روز

    Nothing better than a just outta collage PROFESSIONAL ENGINEEEER showing you how something is done. When you have been doing a job for 20 years...

  59. Hamish Campbell

    Hamish Campbell

    پیش 29 روز

    Still smarter then the engineers that design most things now

  60. Foardhook

    Foardhook

    پیش 29 روز

    We are doomed!

  61. wayne p

    wayne p

    پیش 29 روز

    AvE a while back you shows a carbide button drill that was dull and you cut it apart.. this guy down under has figured out how to resharpen the button drill inserts irface.info/my/fy-lm-h-y/o8ltZq-wgp1ptps.html thought you might get a kick out of it.. last week he cleaned out a concrete mixer drum with explosives..

  62. Nicholas Valentine

    Nicholas Valentine

    پیش 29 روز

    This is like watching a person open the bonnet and shake an open can of oil roughly in the direction of the engine whilst saying "splash it all over son"! (Yes I know, r/suspiciously specific!)

  63. A.J

    A.J

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    Hi Ave can you make a video about how a nailgun (big one) look like inside take it apart and show how it works? That would be awesome

  64. PuchMaxi

    PuchMaxi

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    Must be fun working with AvE! Haha

  65. R D Forsell

    R D Forsell

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    Future engineer for bushing manufacturer. Planned obsolescence throug deferred maintenance.

  66. Badpvppaladin

    Badpvppaladin

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    poor guy, at least he had good company

  67. Chris McCorkle

    Chris McCorkle

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    But why, oh why did you not post the rest of that one. There has got to be some real gold associated with that.

  68. Mr Thomas

    Mr Thomas

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    You can't make this up

  69. Ham Commander

    Ham Commander

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    Poor little bastard left the nest before he could fly

  70. gary tyndall

    gary tyndall

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    Tell him start the course again ,numpty

  71. B L A C K S U N

    B L A C K S U N

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    I’m having a hard time understanding why this is funny, it’s because he lubricated nothing?

  72. Great Grizzly

    Great Grizzly

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    Now he will design it with the grease zerk hidden or where you cant even reach them 🤦🏻‍♂️ god i hope i retire before he gets designing 🥺

  73. Paul R

    Paul R

    پیش ماه

    🤣🤣🤣

  74. sek sak

    sek sak

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    Dad said boy, you gonna be an engineer. Boy said ok then bypassed the machining 1 intro course. Have faith laddie, put a pointed tip on that grease gun and you'll get that centre drill hole to take a couple tubes of slippistuff.

  75. m3chanist

    m3chanist

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    Almost as good as getting bent over a common or garden variety prefilter sock, at least he didn't start bleating angst re the good ol days. Hark the sound of distant laughter.

  76. The Rx7 roadie BURPLE RX7

    The Rx7 roadie BURPLE RX7

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    You guys grease.....

  77. JASON LABBY

    JASON LABBY

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    How’s Bill c-10 going to affect your channel if it passes ?🤬

  78. 123 XYZ

    123 XYZ

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    Grease the head...

  79. Kris Jones

    Kris Jones

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    Stop the planet, I want to get off FFS

  80. MegaRiffraff

    MegaRiffraff

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    That kid will be a American democrat congressman someday!

  81. Wynn Stewart

    Wynn Stewart

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    Definitely engineer material 👌

  82. Jules Leon

    Jules Leon

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    fuk i aint laughed so much in ages..... the Houdini of nipples.now you grease it now you dont

  83. Bruce MacGlynn

    Bruce MacGlynn

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    Make sure you wipe it around the actual contacts.😜 Hey man, I can see a hole! This reminds of a comment in the service. "If it moves salute it, if it doesn't paint it." Better grease, than grind. Can you show him an exploded view? Not that it will help perhaps.

  84. Andy Demetriou

    Andy Demetriou

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    Instant fame :p

  85. aowi7280

    aowi7280

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    Show us the right way.

  86. Dale Signal

    Dale Signal

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    Dam who forgot the basics of screwing the grease nipple in..... (2c from a non-engineer).

  87. ruff ruff

    ruff ruff

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    The Chinese proverb. Pigs cant fry , yet they are made from bacon.

  88. Don't be a Passenger

    Don't be a Passenger

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    You oughtta explain to him that the reason you have to grease the machines is because you have to keep the grease worms fed. Otherwise they'll digest all the grease, and start "using enzymes" to digest the pins or something along those lines. If you have any wallowed out pins, you could show him one for added effect. Unless he's not quite that green...

  89. Mark Haywood

    Mark Haywood

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    not surprised, not at all. This is why they all need two years in the shop and or the coal face before they get handed there attendance certificate.

  90. empanada401

    empanada401

    پیش ماه

    Has Matt lent you Isaac for the day?

  91. Anthony Ramos

    Anthony Ramos

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    What’s so funny? Let the young man work.

  92. Last Born

    Last Born

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    Canadian public schools are clearly working better that the lower N.American STEM system … wouldn’t have thought myself to just stick it in the nearest hole so confidently …. Not at least without trying to pull up a service manual on the smartphone first… I’ll assume the battery was dead or it’s the lack of cell signal at Stupid Lake Proper that caused this environmental desiccation!!!

  93. Brandon Stary

    Brandon Stary

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    Hey you should do a video on the crack in the Mississippi bridge in Memphis tn please!!!

  94. Kenny B

    Kenny B

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    Holy shit....

  95. Justin White

    Justin White

    پیش ماه

    Next lesson: hot dolly...

  96. metsys.lodreip

    metsys.lodreip

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    That's one of my favorites. MIT students loosing the uneven fight with a light bulb and a battery. irface.info/my/fy-lm-h-y/mqudnpvJfoeA37Q.html

  97. livingdeadbtu

    livingdeadbtu

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    Have a question for you! Have you seen the broken span on the I-40 bridge in Memphis? I have been arguing with other engineers that it is not metal fatigue because of the lateral shift and the fact it is right next to a weak point with a row of drilled holes. I argue it would have broken along the first row of holes if metal fatigue. I think it was from an impact. Whats your opinion? You know a heck of a lot more about metal than anyone I know! fox13memphis dot com/news/local/photos-i-40-bridge/B2VZT2OVQZAEFPLM2GSNDZ7PDQ/

    • livingdeadbtu

      livingdeadbtu

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      Hernando de soto bridge

    • livingdeadbtu

      livingdeadbtu

      پیش ماه

      An impact like from a barge hit

  98. Gino's Garage

    Gino's Garage

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    It’s much better for him if he learns to not get it in the hole.. that way there will not be any more little baby backhoes running around, or baby enginerds for that matter!

  99. Wes Lanz

    Wes Lanz

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    “The birth of a safety guy” should be the title

  100. Salvitore Gachione

    Salvitore Gachione

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    Check out this electrified water plasma torch that can weld tungsten. irface.info/my/fy-lm-h-y/ms-nqNnIrKJnz5M.html

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